Starting today every Monday, I'll start making your Monday feel less terrible with "leaked texts from the Girl of the Year group chat!" (This is totally made up, don't worry. I didn't hack anyone's phone.) Here we go!
EPISODE 1: MOVIE NIGHT
Marisol: Do you guys want to have movie night tonight?
Lindsey: Yes! That would be so much fun!
Luciana: But it's the lunar eclipse! Can't we do it tomorrow!
Marisol: NO! Tomorrow I'm auditioning for The Rockettes' Christmas Spectacular, and I want to be a Rockette for the fifth year in a row!
Isabelle: Be lucky you can be a Rockette. Me and Gabby are too young.
Gabriela: And I don't even want to dance anymore, Isabelle! We've gone through this a billion times.
Luciana: OK! I'll just miss the movie.
Saige: Anyway, what movie are we watching? I don't want to watch any bad ones.
Isabelle: My movie, duh! 💃🏻
McKenna: Excuse me, your movie was trash. Mine was a cinematic masterpiece.
Isabelle: How rude?
Saige: Let's not watch mine. They ruined my story. Jess: SHUSH! We are not watching anyone's movie!
Chrissa: How about we watch Molly's?
Isabelle: MOLLY? Why her? She's irrelevant!
Chrissa: Because it's a cinematic masterpiece, and the Girl of the Year movies stink.
McKenna: OK, I was sarcastic about mine being a cinematic masterpiece.
Marisol: We have decided! Come to my house in a hour.
Lindsey: OK! Isabelle: I'm boycotting.
Saige: I'm so excited!
Luciana: Have fun!
Jess: On my way already!
McKenna: I'll come straight from gymnastics.
A couple hours later...
Lea: Movie night? Sounds fun! How about we watch my movie! Chrissa: You made all the phones go crazy here at movie night. Thanks a lot, Lea.
Lea: Sorry, but I didn't see! I had to see the lunar eclipse with Luciana!
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