1: I think it’s cool how all the original dolls have bangs!
um, the originals all have bangs because the German toy manufacturer couldn’t make dolls without bangs, genius.
2: I’m probably gonna grow out of dolls when I’m like, 13 or something.
ok, but. just. don‘t. rush. it.
3: ugh. I hate their eyes. They’re so creepy.
well, good for you then. I find their eyes quite pleasant. (Did that sound weird?)
4: I know more about AG than you do.
really? Wanna do a quiz?
5: seriously? You have THAT doll? Your collection is so boring!
Ok. i don’t care what you think of my doll collection. I could say the same about yours.
6: you still like dolls?
don‘t label me. they‘re American Girl Dolls. Not “dolls.”
part two coming soon!
all of these things people have said to me. sadie