First of all, it’s just me, Briana. My username is now my AG name :)
Here is Scarlett’s letter to @CapeCardamDolls ‘s doll, Elliot
Hello, Elliot Ambrose. Thank you for contacting me, the great Scarlett Allende-Bailey. You clearly need HELP.
Yeah, this is an advice column.
SCARLETT SHAE ALLENDE-BAILEY (me!)’s 5 RULES FOR LIFE
By Scarlett Shae Allende-Bailey, all rights reserved.
THE BOYS. Do not ignore the nice boys, like Nathan and Joshua. Ignore the annoying ones, like *gags* BEN.
Be nice to yourself. You’re gonna get nowhere by saying stuff like “I’m FAT.” Or “I hate myself”.
Be nice to others, including friends and family. *tell Caddie that one* And the Earth—nobody likes a litterbug!
Stay in touch, whether it’s IRL or over the phone. Ugh, COVID.
Stay safe. Don’t get killed, robbed, or sick.
Thanks again for contacting, and follow the rules!
-Scarlett, the curator of this column
[Felicity/Briana]Yeah, she’s a little brutal, ahem, she said “You need HELP”
ignore that part o.O
I could barely read because I was laughing by the time I got to line 7