It’s Sir-Posts-A-Lot. BRIANA IS A KNIGHT NOW. Erm, Lady-Posts-A-Lot is better.
THIS SHALL ALTERNATE W/ NYSM!
JULIA, BEN, JOSHUA, BECCA, AND JILLIAN GO TO GWL
It was unbearably hot. Even through all my layers of sunscreen, I felt like the sun was searing into my skin. “I have enough freckles!” I yelled at the air in the Jeep as Joshua drove Julia, Ben, Jillian, and I to the amusement park. “STOP FRECKLING ME!” “Quiet, Becca.” Joshua said when we stopped at a red light. “I need to focus.” I facepalmed. “Sorry, Josh.” The Jeep was packed. With Joshua in the drivers’ seat, Jillian in the passenger seat, and Julia, Ben, and I smashed into the back, the air was polluted with perfume and BO. Not body odor, BEN odor. Ick. I swear to God, that guy needs to get some deodorant. It didn’t help that this was an OPEN Jeep. So even when we turned up the AC as high as it could go, hot winds still found their way in. Almost three hours later, (i don’t know how I survived for that long) we finally arrived at GWL. Whew! That took a while! Joshua forced us to unpack the top rack, which meant making a human ladder. Joshua based and Jillian climbed on top of him. She carelessly tossed a duffel downwards, and Ben, Julia, and I caught it. After about 10 bags were on the asphalt, we all dragged them in. “Hi! Welcome to Great Wolf Lodge.” A young woman around 25 smiled. Her name tag read “Elodie”. “Hey, we have a reservation?” Joshua said. “Joshua Bailey.” Elodie began typing into a computer. “Also, I see you aren’t wearing masks. Are you all fully vaccinated?” She asked as she pulled up our reservation info. “Yes,” I said, “we are all fully vaccinated.” “Awesome!” Elodie said. After a lengthy check-in process, we opened the door to our room. There was one bed and one fold-out couch. “Uh, one of us is going to have to Sleep on the floor.” Jillian pointed out. “And these swimmer muscles need a bed.” “I’ll share with Jill.” I said. “I call a bed,” Julia shouted, “erm, the foldout.”
”ME TOO!” Ben shouted.
”Crap! I’ve gotta share with him?” Julia groaned.
“Yes, Ma’am.” Joshua laughed. “I’ll go ask for a cot.” A few minutes later, room service was dragging a cot into the room. “Wait-“ Julia gaped. “I can have the cot, right?” “No...“ Joshua said, “called it.” “That’s right.” Ben groaned. “you’re stuck with me.” Julia smacked her forehead. At least Jillian didn’t snore...or so I thought. We’d find out later. “OK!” Joshua called. “Who wants to do what?” “ARCADE.” Ben shouted.
”Water park,” I offered.
”HoT tUb.” Julia warbled, staring at our hot tub longingly. “The ice cream place.” Jillian said. “Nope, we’re all going together.” Joshua said. “What FIRST?” We ended up choosing the water park. We all slipped into our swimsuits and flip flops and walked to the water park. We claimed five chairs and darted in different directions. I saw the WaterCoaster first. Ben and Julia stood behind me. “We should go on that,” Ben offered. We got in line and eventually, it was our turn. “Height order,” the attendant reminded us, so I ended up in front. NOT ideal. Julia sat in the middle and Ben sat in the back. Soon, our log-looking-thingy whooshed down the slide.