Here's a list of quotes...idk why I did this
Some of these are funny quotes, life quotes, or something else
I wanted to give my dolls some favorite quotes, but idk if I should do, funny, inspirational, or life quotes.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."
"I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was 'I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me.'"
"Lazy is such a strong word. I prefer to call it selective participation."
"Revenge sounds so mean. That's why I prefer to call it returning the favor."
"All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips."
"Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, that makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is a salad."
"Don't make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone and then wondering why they're bleeding."
8. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb
9. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A. A. Milne
10. “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
11. “To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
12. “Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you've got his shoes!" – Billy Connolly
13. “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
14.“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” – Gertrude Stein
15. "You can't learn to be cool. It's more of a personality trait."
16. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny." — Stephen Hawking
welp that's it
Ha. Chocolate is a salad. I knew it.