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    AvonleaDolls💖
    Jan 20, 2021
    Edited: Jan 20, 2021

    Random (Funny) Quotes

    in General AG Chat

    Here's a list of quotes...idk why I did this

    Some of these are funny quotes, life quotes, or something else

    I wanted to give my dolls some favorite quotes, but idk if I should do, funny, inspirational, or life quotes.

    1. "Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

    2. "I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was 'I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me.'"

    3. "Lazy is such a strong word. I prefer to call it selective participation."

    4. "Revenge sounds so mean. That's why I prefer to call it returning the favor."

    5. "All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips."

    6. "Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, that makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is a salad."

    7. "Don't make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone and then wondering why they're bleeding."

    8. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

    9. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A. A. Milne

    10. “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

    11. “To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

    12. “Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you've got his shoes!" – Billy Connolly

    13. “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson

    14.“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” – Gertrude Stein

    15. "You can't learn to be cool. It's more of a personality trait."

    16. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny." — Stephen Hawking


    welp that's it


    -Saige💖





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    ForEvermore_AG
    Jan 20, 2021

    Ha. Chocolate is a salad. I knew it.

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