So... this is a thing now, and it's kind of fun.
(I also had to make it in 3 words or under because some of them just need that)
Kailey- OG surfer girl
Marisol- only true dancer
Jess- zig-zag part
Mia- hockey vs. figure skating
Lanie- camper van
Kanani- boring super-model
McKenna- anything but that
Isabelle- glitter and highlights
Lea- she likes cameras?
Gabriela- wait, come again?
Luciana- YES YES YESSS!
Joss- overused, but revolutionary
Lindsay- the pioneer of GotYs
Kailey- sometimes I forget that Joss stole surf from her, because I think Joss did it better
Marisol- she is the first dancer, that kind of makes the others copies
Jess- is she the only doll with a zig-zag part?
Nicki- ASPEN HEIGHTS!!!!!!!
Mia- (no, vs. is not a word) she plays hockey! Woo, go girl!
Chrissa- forgettable, except she had a llama
Gwen- literally tm 12
Lanie- only thing I remember about her is the camper and the hair
Kanani- super-model, but what's her story?
McKenna- she cannot pull of the Josephina
Saige- she needs green eyes
Isabelle- I only remember that one mix n' match skirt with all the glitter and her pink hair
Grace- doesn't want to go to Paris just so she can buy a bike
Lea- I had no idea she liked photography until a couple months ago
Luciana- she was needed
Blaire- her name just sounds like blah to me, and she can't pull off that mold either
Joss- the second surfer, but she had a hearing aid and ddid it better
Tenney- that one little ringlet ("the Tenney Tendril" trademarked by TheDollPlace)
Logan- Kaya Mold is unacceptable
Z- the, sadly, only representative of us AG-crazy people
Sheesh, this is a long post, if you stayed to the end 15 points to [insert your Hogwarts house]