American Girl said today that they have a new CEO! And she is...

Sydney Jean Satalino!

At 13 years old, she is the youngest person to take charge of American Girl- but she is not inexperienced! She boasts a lot of knowledge about American Girl dolls, can identify a doll just by looking at her or him, and even has 101 American Girl dolls of her own.

A spokesperson for American Girl said that Miss Satalino has "big plans for American Girl", including slashing doll prices in half while maintaining the same quality, giving every doll a good movie and revealing the Girl of the Year super early! Now, the Girl of the Year is...

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