I have great news. Ladoyle on AGPT just said that two American Girl employees at the St. Louis store- one a longtime worker- said this amazing news that may make you want to run and get a permapanty doll to sell on eBay in a couple years so you'll be rich:

Permapanties....

ARE ON THEIR WAY OUT!

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

(Sorry, I had to show Miraculer pride.)

(This GIF's for Molly.)

OK, I think you get the point. I did too much GIFs, but who cares?

PERMAPANTIES WILL BE GONE! It turns out AG has been listening after all! Or maybe they thought that they were a bad idea when they noticed all of the defected ones. Either way, this calls for a party!

AD: Just a reminder that the Maesi: An American Girl Story premiere at the Southeast Psych Film Festival is today! It will start at 6:30 pm, but I will arrive at 6. Look at this post for more details: The Post

COMMENT DISCUSSION QUESTION: Insert your reaction to no more permapanties in the comments!

MY ANSWER: YES I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ODD-SHAPED BUTTS YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!